(This post was previously part of the daily consolidation, but it got to big so I figured it could have its very own title.)
I would like to kick this post off by wishing you all a happy May Day....so go and dance around your May pole or whatever else you're supposed to do on May Day.
Conversation #1
Guy #1: Isn't your birthday today?
Guy #2: Yeah
Guy #1: You killed the Jews!
(Stunned silence from rest of room)
Teacher (to Guy #2): No anti-Semitism in my class!
Conversation #2
Girl: Oh yeah, it is May Day. Where are all the poles?
Guy: In Poland!
Conversation #3
Girl: May I be excused?
Teacher: Only if you take me with you.
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